ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

This is literally everyday people at the theatre

it was my favorite game playing guess what people really want to see..

true story time: ‘Pitch Perfect’ and ‘Trouble with the Curve’ were out at the same time. At this point I had been working at a movie theatre for nearly 6 years. A person could walk in and I would be able to guess what they were seeing 95% of the time without even hearing them talk.

The general crowd for ‘Trouble with the Curve’ was fairly easy to point out. Also that crowd was very bad at remembering the title of the movie. So a couple, generally over the age of 60, would come in and want to see ‘that Clint Eastwood movie’.

Usually if you managed to say the actor, that was good enough for me. But some couples couldn’t even get that right. So here is how this interaction went down:

[[Enter old couple in their 60s, they look at the board displaying movie times and study it for about a minute and a half before walking to my drawer]]

old lady: We would like two tickets to ‘Pitch Perfect’ please

[[i immediately knew they had said the wrong title, and rather than giving them tickets to pitch perfect and laughing my ass off about it later, i decided to be nice]]

me: oh the a cappella singing movie? i love that movie so much, I have seen it like 5 times!

old lady: oh no, thats not what we want, we want the baseball movie with clint eastwood

me: [[internally screams ‘I FUCKING KNEW IT]] alrighty, here you go. [[i had already input two tickets for Trouble with the Curve before they even got to my counter]]

help I’m watching httyd2 and ahhhhhh hicstrid feeeeeels

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the CS fandom with these promos:


i hate fall

fuck pumpkin spice lattes

fuck sweaters

fuck boots

just give me my tv shows and let summer continue forever


don’t leak nudes

leak the avengers: age of ultron trailer


this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs


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This seems kinda obvious but I think the ‘this isn’t over’ line is basically Emma and Hook trying to talk about their relationship/schedule some alone time but they keep getting interrupted so Emma tries to reassure him that they will talk about it eventually because she’s wants this and I’m fine



"This isn’t over."

"It never is."

It’s almost like the writers are trying to tell us something… 



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  • Emma: This isn't over
  • Hook: It never is